Abbreviation SMS

School:
A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information.

H- appy feelings shared
U-niversally warm and fuzzy
G- reat to give and to recieve
S- ure to make anyone's day
I hope this "HUG"
Makes Ur Day Brighter

Strange But True:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed special permission 4m d king. Ppl who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
Fornication
Under
Consent of
King
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?